| Holy balls, an LJ. |
[02 Dec 2008|03:55pm] |
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Reverend Bizarre - One Last Time |
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Liek, whoa.
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[18 Dec 2006|11:56pm] |
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Pelican coming from Jack's room. |
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Teh hoose.
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[23 Oct 2006|12:11pm] |
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Ulver - Capitel II: Soelen gaaer bag Aase ned |
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I had the weirdest fucking dream the other day.
I dreamt Family Circus actually became funny but no one would believe me or even look at it to see, since they all knew it sucked.
What the hell.
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Marshmallow Mateys are sexy.
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| Some guy at Arby's asked me for a ride home today. |
[25 Jul 2006|07:53pm] |
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Acid Bath - Scream of the Butterfly |
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I was walking out of the building, and he says "Dude, can I have a ride home?"
Me: "What?"
Dude: "I don't have a ride home and I don't want to walk."
Me: "No."
Dude (looking confused): "Didn't you go to Elkhorn?"
Me: "No."
Dude: [something unintelligible]
Then I left.
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| Yep. |
[16 Jul 2006|09:56pm] |
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This Will Destroy You - There Are Some Remedies Worse Than Disease |
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My mom called me a cocksucker.
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| KC... |
[12 Jul 2006|12:53am] |
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RAWR |
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Devourment - Fuck Her Head Off |
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Was fun.
I peed out the window of our room on the 8th floor.
I rode in a cab for the first time ever, and our driver was a foreign black guy with dredlocks. Satisfying.
The end.
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| OMtehG, an update! |
[23 Jun 2006|11:22pm] |
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Job For A Cowboy - Entombment of a Machine |
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What's with the position in the upper right? It looks like she had her hips removed.
( It's porn. )
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| Yep. |
[08 May 2006|10:00pm] |
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Yyrkoon - Screaming Shores |
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| MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! |
[05 Jan 2006|07:44pm] |
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Nevermore - Acid Words |
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As humiliating as this really is, I also realize the comedic value to it. Well, the sick and twisted comedic value to it.
OK, so the past week and a half or so, my tail bone has been really sore. I figured I might have hit it or something when I was drunk.
Well, I found out last night that that's not the case. Turns out it's a cyst thing. The remedy is soaking in the tub a couple times a day until it opens up and drains.
It drained throughout the day at work, apparently. So, when I took off my underwear to get in the tub this evening, I was treated to a horrendous sight.
Anyway, long story short, I'm now wearing a pad on my ass.
Like the kind a woman would wear during her period.
I'm sitting here, wearing a pad.
On my ass.
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My anus is bleeding.
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Unrelated (To Brian and Andy): I couldn't create a WoW character on Khaz Modan because they are only accepting transfers to that server right now. I didn't find that out until this morning, so I had a night of frustration last night, and I thought something was just wrong with it, since all the game said was "Creation of that character and/or class is disabled."
So I'm on Alexstrasza now. I doubt with the 10 day pass I can transfer. So, if I buy the game, we'll hopefully find a way to play together.
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| The DS is the best handheld system ever. |
[03 Dec 2005|11:51pm] |
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Goblin Cock - Kegrah the Dragon Killer |
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I bought a DS.
I played Mario Kart online. I kicked ass.
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While taking a shit.
\m/
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| Lacy! |
[15 Nov 2005|01:29pm] |
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I think it's time for snowboots.
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[11 Nov 2005|11:56am] |
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Dangerdoom - Vats of Urine |
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I found a plastic dinosaur in the parking lot of Barnes and Noble a few weeks ago.
I affixed him to my dashboard.
I named him Tyrone.
Now he needs an afro.
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